Lies I like to tell people who seem to like lies... #2

"Golf? Is that what you said? Golf. I've never heard of it."

"Steve, I think he's hold that baseball bat wrong..."



... Bry

Consider yourself...

Predicament: The toilet seat is cold.

Perspective: The toilet is not warm...



... Bry.

Developed over years of training...

"How's them for reflexes?!" he beamed as he returned both pieces of cutlery to the dinner table.

"Pfff, yeah well my wife's cataplectic..."